Rory McLlroy has just won the BMW PGA Championship at Wentworth, England. He recently lost his fiancé Caroline Wozniacki. She didn't die but, they did split. Life is always a game of one step forward and two steps back. Was it her pink hair that just set him off? I mean he was the one who broke it off right? Could he not concentrate on golf anymore? Was she pestering him with questions about the wedding like so many women do after getting engaged ? Was she inconsiderate about his career? Was she too in love? Did he want his freedom back? Was he feeling claustrophobic, after all she was willing to be his caddie for the Master's. As a person on the outside looking in. Let's forget the reasons for ditching Woz for a second. Just wondering... if she made herself pink all over her body if you know what I mean! Normally, guys get married and then later realize they made a mistake. Makes me scratch my head a little bit about the situation. I mean it's not often guys call off getting married unless there was a hang up on the...PRENUP! See where I'm going, yep I went there! Some validation to the story when after he announces the break up he follows it up with a victory. Gives a small sliver of truth to the public story but, truth is Rory McIlroy doesn't have to win a golfing tournament for the rest of his life! Initial reports of his NIKE contract said it was a $250 million contract over 10 years. More recent reports say it's a more reasonable five-year, $20 million a year deal. And even if the payday is less than what is rumored, it still puts to shame the $40 million that Nike paid Tiger Woods over his first five years on the tour, and makes Rory one of the highest-paid people in sports. So, Ms. Woz just how much money did you ask for! I think I would dye my hair pink too after seeing those dollar signs. Winner winner chicken dinner. Did somebody say dollar signs?
Don't get me wrong. Caroline has her own money. Wozniacki is the highest-paid tennis player in the world right now, pulling in an astonishing $58 million between April 2013-April 2014 alone! She has a $30 million lead over her closest competition. The Danish player has an estimated net worth of $185 million! She owes her fortune to smart stock investments, substantial property holdings, lucrative endorsement deals with CoverGirl cosmetics. She also owns several restaurants (the "Fat Wozniacki Burger" chain) in Copenhagen, a Football Team (the "Odense Angels"), has launched her own brand of Vodka (Pure Wonderwozniacki-Denmark), and is tackling the juniors market with a top-selling perfume (With Love from Caroline) and a fashion line called "Caroline Wozniacki Seduction".
Whoa, what the hell is Rory Mac thinking! Woz is worth $185 million...please tell me Rory that you wanted some money from HER if you got divorced! Rory, whatever problem you had, solve them right now. If you think she is a bridezillla just look at your bank account statements and then pan the camera at HER account statements. Ah, her 60 million a year kind of beats your 25 million a year. Rory can take two steps backwards in golf as long as he takes one step forward in his relationship with the Woz. Pink hair or not!
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